So Surprise
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005ok, so this week’s ’scope starts out great, but then it gets bogged down in what i like to call ‘big word syndrome.’ this is a common mistake writers often make when they are reviewing an album or a new movie. for whatever reason, instead of just simply telling you whether they like the music and why, they are compelled to impress you with their vast vocabulary (and the simplicity of your own).
"’Ninety-nine percent of the world is asleep," Meg Ryan’s character tells Tom Hanks’ character in the film, Joe Versus the Volcano. ‘The one percent that is awake remains in a constant state of amazement.’ I nominate you Aquarians to be the ringleaders of that one percent in the coming week. The astrological omens suggest you will be shocked awake (but in a friendly way!) by a minor miracle, whereupon you will be visited by a steady surge of beguiling ephemera, curious teachings, and changes that inspire quiet awe, not to mention sudden deliverances from boring evils and enigmatic delights generated by unseen presences.’
oh come on, "beguiling ephemera"? give me a break. what the hell is the point of the second half of this ’scope? the first half is great, almost inspiring, really. can you imagine me as some kind of enlightened monk leading the uninspired masses through life? that would be one crazy world.
thanks for reading.
-b



